13 9 / 2014

Dr. Horrible Sentence Starters

  • "Wow, sarcasm. That's original."
  • "The day needs my saving expertise."
  • "Man's got to do what a man's got to do."
  • "Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean - yeah, you do... Do you?"
  • "Dude. You're NOT my nemesis."
  • "The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it."
  • "Love your hair."
  • "Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I have to go."
  • "What a crazy random happenstance!"
  • "I cannot believe my eyes... how the world's filled with filth and lies."
  • "Do I even know you?"
  • "I think this is what pain feels like."
  • "Give my regards to St Peter... or whoever does his job... but in hell."
  • "You idiot!"
  • "I should've known you were behind this!"
  • "Um, actually I went on a date."
  • "We're meeting now for the first time."
  • "And I get what you want."
  • "My wish is your command."

13 9 / 2014

a-world-full-of-happiness:

Okay, guys.

I’m moving to uni for the first time tomorrow (I can’t stop crying, help!) so I’ve decided to go on a hiatus until everything is sorted out. Everything that has shown up on my activities page has been written and drafted and I will publish them whenever I can. Please be patient, this is a really big step for me and I’m terrified.

See you all soon.

Good luck honey!

13 9 / 2014

elly-hiddlesherloki:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

#well shit i dont want to be a member of hydra 

*whispers* hail hydra

elly-hiddlesherloki:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

 

*whispers* hail hydra

(Source: blackinjustice, via thedeadliestson)

13 9 / 2014

beautywiththegreenbeast:

shieldshawk:

Please guys, I know I don’t make statements liek this often, but I don’t know what else to do, and nothin’s workin. Please, please help em?

Please Signal boost this

(via thedeadliestson)

12 9 / 2014

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.

(via shinysuitsglowingheart)

12 9 / 2014

of-the-barricade said: Costume box ;)

of-the-barricade:

sheeranpixie:

Dressed as: A mermaid for a costume party.

Ally applied her lipstick, after jiving her red wig a final tweak. That’s it! She was ready. “Jacob? I mean, Eric? You ready, babe?”

"Just me and the monkey, I’m afraid. No Jasmine yet. Keep an eye out for me, eh?" He grinned and winked at her. Jacob laughed, "You know I think I actually saw one back inside," he teased. He had briefly pointed the Jasmine out to Ally, because the Jasmine was in fact a very burly man dressed as the princess.

Ally smirked again - making the smile as innocent as possible. “You know what Jake, I think you’re right. A beautiful thing actually… I heard them talking earlier - wishing for an Aladdin to sweep them off their feet.” She managed to mask her giggle by sipping her beer.

12 9 / 2014

of-the-barricade:

"Like her mother," Jacob finally spoke up, but his voice cracked and came out as more of a whisper. His phone buzzed in his pocket again, but again he ignored it as he reached out to brush his finger over his tiny daughter’s cheek.

"Oh hush your sweet mouth." The buzz of the phone broke her peaceful riviera. "Jay, maybe you should get that - it might be important"

(Source: sheeranpixie)

12 9 / 2014

of-the-barricade said: Costume box ;)

of-the-barricade:

sheeranpixie:

sheeranpixie:

Dressed as: A mermaid for a costume party.

Ally applied her lipstick, after jiving her red wig a final tweak. That’s it! She was ready. “Jacob? I mean, Eric? You ready, babe?”

Squeezing his hand gently, her stomach flipped. This was the first time her scar had ever been visible to someone other than Jacob, the others knew little about it - but she was still a little self conscious.

"Sounds good." As they got outside, many of the people gathered around the pool, sitting on chairs and the garden wall. Grant and Joly were sat nearby, dressed as Aladdin and Abu.

Everyone was engaged in their own conversations, and so only a few people really noticed them. There were a few waves here and a few hellos there, but it was Grantaire and Joly that beamed at them and frantically waved them over. As soon as the couple were within earshot, Grantaire was teasing him, “Lovely hair, darling,” he laughed, “Surely you can do better than him, Ally? Joly is looking very dashing tonight,” he joked, nudging the monkey-man next to him.

Ally couldn’t help snicker. “He looks much better than usual, I’ll give you that - but I much prefer my Prince Charming.” She smirked, nuzzling JAcob’s cheek. “And you Grantaire, look very nice - have you found a Jasmine yet? Or is it just you and the monkey?”

12 9 / 2014

sheeranpixie said: With Venetus maybe? ♋

theasgardianthunderer:

theasgardianthunderer:

Thor was walking through the halls of Asgard. Unaware his form was not his own. He walked into the pub and sat down. When the barmaid addressed him like he was a lady, he looked at her confused. He then caught a reflection of himself and gasped at what he saw. He quickly stormed to Venetus’ chambers. Banging on the door with his fist. He wanted to know what was going on. { sheeranpixie }

Thor glared at Venetus as he folded his arms across his chest. Well her chest for he was in her body. He was being angry, more so when she accused him of this. 

He frowned, his gaze never leaving the other. “WHAT DID I DO? THIS IS NOT OF MY DOING!” He stated very loudly. The voice was more high pitched compared to his normal deep voice.

He took a deep breathes to calm himself down. “It would be in our best interest if we calmed down. Find out whom was behind such trickery.”

Trickery? When he thought that word over, one came to mind. The god of mischief, his brother, Loki. “Follow me! I have a feeling I know who’s behind this,” he said before walking towards Loki’s chambers and banging on his door.

By the god’s, is that really how she sounded when she was frustrated. “Calm down, Thor. I’d rather my voicebox remain untarnished, thank you.” She didn’t like the way he rested her arms across her chest either - the fact that Thor had an almost intimate knowledge for her form now was less than comforting.

When he took off, Venetus followed easily, for every two steps Thor took in her body, the woman only needed to take one. It didn’t take long for her to figure out where he was heading, and the irate state of mind had increased 5 fold now she understood where they were going.

When he started to pound on the door - Venetus couldn’t help but understand Loki’s taunts… It really was rather like watching a kitten trying to be a tigress - that little fact making her feel even more irate.

"Loki! Get out here now, you foul little cockroach!"

A low chuckle came from behind the door as it opened, “I see my little charm worked brilliantly then.” Loki teased - recognising the insult the woman had used for an age.

12 9 / 2014

loganweaponx:

roguespectrearterius:

Tagged by: loganweaponx

Inside The Actor's Studio Edition.

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

10 Questions:

1. What is your favorite word?: 

Pixie: “Obsequious”

Lex: “Lunch”

Ava: “Crescendo”

Ally: “Fuck”

Venetus: “Music”

Ingrid: “Nature”

2. What is your least favorite word?:

Pixie: “Freak”

Lex: “Laboratory”

Ava: “Any curse word, if I’m honest”

Ally: “Guesstimate”

Venetus: “Inane”

Ingrid: “Father”

3. What turns you on?:

Pixie: “People who think they can take me on.”

Lex: “Genuine kindness and a beautiful smile. That and people who play guitar.”

Ava: “… Well that’s a little invasive don’t you think?”

Ally: “Groupies!”

Venetus: “A strong will.”

Ingrid: “Someone who challenges me.”

4. What turns you off?:

Pixie: “Bad breath”

Lex: “Homophobia”

Ava: “… Vulgarity.”

Ally: “BO”

Venetus: “Sexist, chauvinistic animals.”

Ingrid: “People who simply seek sex. I look for a true connection.”

5. What sound do you love?:

Pixie: “Rainfall”

Lex: “Frying bacon”

Ava: “A ‘C’ major chord on a piano.”

Ally: “Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare. Or that little whimper people can make if you bite down on just the right spot, if you catch my drift.”

Venetus: “Any musical instrument”

Ingrid: “My mother’s singing.”

6. What sound do you hate?:

Pixie: “Breaking bones”

Lex: “Any high pitched sounds - my ears are sensitive”

Ava: “The sound of a harpsichord.”

Ally: “That retching sound when you throw up.”

Venetus: “Crying. I hate knowing people are in pain.”

Ingrid: “Silence.”

7. What is your favorite curse word?: 

Pixie: “Twat”

Lex: “Prick”

Ava: “Do you even listen?”

Ally: “Fuck”

Venetus: “Quim”

Ingrid: “Quim”

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?: 

Pixie: “I’ve always loved ballet - I guess I’d love to teach it.”

Lex: “Something calm. Maybe interior design”

Ava: “Baking. I’ve always wanted to get better at desserts”

Ally: “Stripping. I hear the money’s great.”

Venetus: “I’ve never thought about it. I suppose I’d like to be a professional musician.”

Ingrid: “Well, considering my staus, anything but politics.”

9. What profession would you not like to do?: 

*All look at each other*

All: Childcare.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God(s) say when you arrive at the pearly gates?:

Pixie: “Your Mom is waiting.”

Lex: “He’ll never get you here.”

Ava: “You will always be welcome here.”

Ally: “… There ain’t no place for me in the clouds.”

Venetus: “Rest well, warrior.”

Ingrid: “You’re free.”

Bonus Questions:

What’s your biggest regret?

|| 10 tagged muses ||:

captainbrogers

overlyenthusasticagent

dedpaul

a-world-full-of-happiness

of-the-barricade

asgardianhammer

shieldintheice

xloki-0f-midgardx

tony-effing-stark

actually-i-prefer-magneto

(Source: behindthesons)

12 9 / 2014

12 9 / 2014

sheeranpixie:

frost-less-mind

Venetus stood in the training grounds, bow in hand. She had been practicing her archery in solitude - as she so often did. Her navy eyes locked on the bullseye - releasing her purple tailed arrow, hitting her mark.

She smiled, perhaps a little too smugly,…

Firing another shot, the sun shifted - blinding her and sending the arrow flying past the target, and through the gap leading to the corridor. “Agh… Dammit all!” Venetus hissed, pressing the back of her hand into her eye to ease the burn, starbursts fluttering across her dark eyes.

12 9 / 2014

sheeranpixie said: (Cause I always get you to do these for me, I thought I'd do for me to do the hard work for a change :3 ) <br>(text: Cap) Steve. I'm so sorry. I've wanted to say this for so long. But I've never had the guts, I just. Well you see, you were so good to me, after all my breakdowns and snaps. I wanted to pay you back. If you look in the third drawer of your desk, the one you never go in, there's a little cassette case. Look for the red white and blue. [SEND]

shieldintheice:

sheeranpixie:

shieldintheice:

[text:Lex] Really? Lex that’s so sweet, but I don’t mind being there for you at all and I certainly don’t need any payment.

[text:Lex] As soon as I get back I’ll go right to my desk to look for your gift, okay?

A soft smile tugged at her lips, Steve had a knack for cheering people up. “You’re still a man - three pans put me on my butt… And I burn calories pretty quick. But these things are worth the impending heart attack.” Lexie assured him, watching the way he took the gooey mouthful. “A couple of things… When I went through a human phase, I discovered I had a thing for making pizza. Maybe you’d like to try that sometime?” The feline teased, her earlier discomfort and ill thought pushed to the back of her mind.

"I’m still a man? What does that mean?" Maybe it had something to do with anatomy but he still had to question her. He was just pleased he had finally manged to make her smile even if she was attempting to suppress it. “Of course I do. I have complete and utter faith in your cooking now and I request it at least once a week if I can manage.” He was teasing her but at the same time he genuinely meant it. She was a fabulous cook and if left alone he could devour the whole pan of these brownies without blinking.

"Yes, you’re still a man - as in human. I’d rather not go to jail for manslaughter by brownies." She chuckled, trying not to let her eyes linger on the smear of chocolate at the corner of Steve’s lips. "When I say those puppies are lethal, trust me. You saw how much butter, sugar, chocolate and other unhealthy stuff went into it."

At his next compliment, Lex blushed so heavily that it showed through her fur. “I… Well, wow, I suppose I could manage that.” She giggled gently, eyes drawn to his lips once again. It was bold against his flawless skin, the feline drifted back towards her human state, though her tail and pointed ears remained.

12 9 / 2014

overlyenthusasticagent said: "Oh Come On You Look Cute."

overlyenthusasticagent:

sheeranpixie:

overlyenthusasticagent:

sheeranpixie:

sheeranpixie:

2. Only a hoodie that’s too big

Venetus pulled Bob’s hoodie down to cover as much of herself as possible, dark hair mussed and framing her flustered face. “Bob, this is not the time for such remarks! My armour has vanished and I must say you’re being less than helpful.” She whimpered, trying her best to cover her modesty.

 

"Tis no matter of retracing! I was walking in here, the next thing I know, I’m naked! ‘Tis some vile trickery, far beyond Loki. He knows well enough to leave me be… This is something of the GreyFace." 

Her gut ached, and she felt less than her best. Venetus was stronger than this! Why was it such a problem?

"Grey Face?  I don’t know what that is, but it sounds bad.  Do the steal clothes like this all the time?" he asks her, scanning for any peepers around.  She by far attractive enough to gain stares, especially if she was without clothing.  "Ma’am I could give you my pants if you want them."

He waves his arms around the hoodie.  ”Might not go with this seasons’ colors, but I think you can fit in them.”

Venetus nodded, “Very bad. They steal clothes, inflict curses, change emotional states… They’re dangerous beings.” She held the hoodie down again, trying to cover her buttocks.

"Clothing of any kind would be appreciated, my friend. I’m not exactly used to this kind of exhibitionism." A blush started to creep to her cheeks, staining the pale flesh. It was only when he offered to clothe her further, did she become aware of just how little she was wearing.

She’s so embarrassed he almost feels embarrassed for her.  Her face would make a tomato jealous.  He smiles to her and pulls of his pants.  It isn’t ideal for him, but he’d rather her have pants.  Hopefully they fit her well.  ”Here you go.  I can turn around while you put them on.”

Bob gestures himself turning around to her.  The grey faces sound terrible and he isn’t quiet sure if he can help her.  It seems like it’s an Asgardian thing.  Way above him, figuratively and literally if understands correctly.

Ven took the trousers gratefully with one hand, holding down the top with the other. She didn’t feel great about taking Bob’s coverage, no matter how willing he seemed, but anything had to be better than this.

"Thank you, My Lord. I think the phrase is ‘I owe thee one’?" She said, waiting for him to turn before slipping on the garment. They were much too long, and a little loose in the waist, but nothing she couldn’t handle.

Once she was decent(ish), the Captain thanked him again, telling him he was free to look at her again - crossing her arms under her chest in place of her usual supporting bustier.

12 9 / 2014

of-the-barricade:

sheeranpixie:

of-the-barricade:

sheeranpixie:

of-the-barricade:

sheeranpixie:

"Oh my god! Jacob, I swear to god, I’m never having another baby… Jesus, it’s like getting blood from rock!" Tears gathered in her dark eyes - her body pushed to the brink.

"You’re doing great, Ally, you’re nearly there," he assured her, putting a hand on her shoulder, "I promise. You’re gonna be fine. You’re okay." He clenched his jaw against the pain shooting through his hand, knowing he couldn’t complain. He wasn’t the one pushing a baby from his body.

She knew he was doing his best, many would say that Jacob had nothing to do during the birth - but the hand on her shoulder, soft voice trying to soothe her that was more than she could ask.

"One last big push, Miss Tyler. Almost there! The head and shoulders are out."

It wasn’t long before the sound of a baby’s crying graced their ears, and Jacob let out a big sigh of relief, loosening his grip a little on Ally’s hand. The wait between the baby’s first cry and the nurse announcing the gender seemed to last an age. “It’s a girl,” she finally said as she cleaned the little one of everything that was covering her. She was then wrapped up, and handed to Ally carefully, “Congratulations.”

Once the little one began to cry, Ally relaxed her grip and smiled with relief. A girl, a daughter! Her firstborn! “Jay… Jay I love you, I love you so much! You and our little girl.” She breathed, smiling her goofy.

Jacob was speechless. He’d had nine months to prepare for this moment, and he was convinced he was ready despite his mother’s claims that you couldn’t be prepared. He supposed he wasn’t. It was the happiest moment of his life, and he couldn’t possibly have imagined it making him feel the way he felt. He watched his two girls, grinning widely.

With the little one laid on her chest, cheek against bare skin, Ally couldn’t help the rush of pride and adoration for the little blonde haired babe. A tear slipped free, rolling down her cheek. “She’s gorgeous. Absolutely beautiful.”